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Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? It was 11 degrees outside the last time we all met up, and now BDH and Little Buddha say it's five degrees. We seem to be moving in the wrong direction. What is this, winter or something? My instinct is to stay under the covers for the day, but there are errands to run, the most important of which is a trip to the bookstore to find the guys something new to read. We all make sacrifices for the ones we love, right. The guys are expressing their gratitude with a terrific present... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Sorry we're late. As we mentioned on the Clutter Facebook page this morning, something came up which had to be dealt with promptly, and it threw off our schedule. We were originally planning to be back on Tuesday, but things have quieted down, so BDH and Little Buddha asked if we could hang out with you today after all. You ever try saying no to these two? Forget about it. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so apologies in advance if this goes off-track. However, on the plus side, the guys made plenty... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? It's 20 degrees outside right now, but it's supposed to reach the 60's this weekend. That's not normal. Did you have the same crazy wind we had here last night? Some of our windows rattle more, now that the Clutter Tree isn't here to serve as a buffer. BDH and Little Buddha asked if there's a way we can clone the tree. I wish, guys. Let's check out today's headlines. There's a fresh pot of coffee on the table, so grab yourself a nice medium DD, because it's time to clear out some... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? Does January seem to be going by quicker than usual for anyone else, or is it just us? I see there's new snow on the driveway, but it doesn't look like it's going to require much shoveling. BDH and Little Buddha saw a group of runners go by here while it was still dark outside. Well, they mostly saw the runners' head lamps more than anything else. They asked if I ever consider going out for a morning jog, which made me laugh. They also asked if we were ready for some coffee.... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? I didn't get much sleep last night, largely due to getting home late from Dad Clutter's house after the New England Patriots game. Guess that won't be an issue again anytime soon, but we'll get to that in a bit. We also had a belated Christmas last night, so BDH and Little Buddha finally have a new book to read. They got a collection of Anthony Bourdain interviews, and they're excited about it. (Plus, don't tell them, but I think there's a new release they'll like that's... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! What's new? Yesterday's snow was legit. It wasn't too bad, but it was still enough for a solid workout while shoveling. Speaking of which, BDH and Little Buddha had a brilliant idea and suggested I shovel our long narrow driveway side to side, instead of lengthwise. Turns out that's a much more efficient way to do it. Those guys...always thinking. They just made a fresh pot of coffee, so grab yourself a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Wednesday Clutter. (BDH and Little Buddha want to help some terrific animals find their forever homes... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? BDH and Little Buddha were just asking when you were going to get here, and here you are! They just made coffee, so grab yourself a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Sunday Clutter. (BDH and Little Buddha want to help some terrific animals find their forever homes this holiday season. To help make that happen, they've decided that we will donate 50% of our share of the proceeds of all sales that go through the Clutter Amazon page between now and December 31 to the Pope Memorial SPCA in New... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? There's nothing too crazy happening at Clutter Headquarters at the moment. BDH and Little Buddha just told me the highs will be in the 40's today, so they want to know if they can wear their shorts. I told them we can talk about it after we're done here, and they seemed good with that. They also want you all to know that they just made coffee, so grab yourself a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Thursday Clutter. (BDH and Little Buddha want to... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. I'm just waiting for BDH and Little Buddha to come in with today's weather forecast. I did all of this shoveling yesterday, and you can't even tell. Oh, here they are. It's supposed to stop snowing by 1:00? Okay, we can work with that. I know it's basic biology, but I'm always amazed by how much better I feel after a good night's sleep. I think I went to bed about two hours earlier on Monday than I did on Sunday, thanks to Sunday's Patriots game. Anyway, we're good to... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? December is apparently determined to announce its arrival with authority today. BDH and Little Buddha just told me that it's currently 14 degrees outside, and of course, the first snowstorm of the season is supposed to arrive later this afternoon. Ahh, life in New England. I will try not to complain about the weather every day for the next 3+ months. Instead, I'll just say that the guys are comfortable in their long underwear, and I should do some stretching before shoveling tomorrow. In the meantime, we've got fresh coffee, so grab yourself... Read more →