The news about the coronavirus is stressing me out a bit, so I asked myself the age-old question:  What would Ozzy Osbourne say in this situation?"  (Do you ask yourself a different question during times of crisis?)  I like to think his answer would be something like this:

(All due apologies to the Prince of Darkness.)

To the tune of "Crazy Train."

Corona, causing a scare

Turn on the news and, there's new cases everywhere

Maybe, it will finally leave

If we just stop wiping, our noses on our sleeves

We don't dare shake hands

It's so scary to sneeze

I'm prepared to self-quarantine

I'm prepared to self-quarantine

Trump keeps saying, it's under control

But who'd trust their life to, the big orange troll

He has no idea, what to do

If he wins re-election, we'll all be through

We don't dare shake hands

It's so scary to sneeze

I'm prepared to self-quarantine

Yeah, I'm prepared to self-quarantine

I had nowhere to go, anyway

I'll sit right here and watch Doctor Who, all day

Yeah!

(guitar solo)

I'd feel much better, with someone else leading the way

Wanted Liz but, that won't be today

Oh Pumpkin why can't you, simply return

To just losing all the money, you never did earn

We don't dare shake hands

It's so scary to sneeze

I'm prepared to self-quarantine

Yeah, I'm prepared to self-quarantine

The virus everyone is talking about.  (pic via bizjournals.com)