Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? We were just talking about whether or not the first quarter of the year went by quickly. Maybe a bit. Things are about to pick up though, because we're beginning to get our first arrivals in the garden! Everyone got off to a slow start last year, and they seem determined for that not to happen again this time. As long as early April's weather is good to them, we're thrilled to see some small patches of green popping up around here. Today's rain should help them.... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back, and a happy Friday to you all! What's the plan for this weekend? Don't think we have anything too crazy besides taking another pass at doing our taxes, which is always fun. BDH and Little Buddha will also continue keeping an eye out for the first sign of buds on the Clutter Tree. We're supposed to get some rain later today as well as over the next few days, so maybe that will help. It's still early, but they're eager to see some changes on the branches. Of course, there's also some baseball to watch. The... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! We were just talking about you. BDH and Little Buddha were wondering what time you were going to get here today. I said I thought it would be pretty soon, and here you are! They want to know if you want to hang out with them and the Clutter Tree while I'm gone for a couple of hours. They're focused on sending good thoughts to the tree to make sure he's healthy this year. Just let them know if you're around. In the meantime, the guys made a fresh pot of coffee, so help yourself to... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? I was just telling BDH and Little Buddha about the weird dreams I had last night. Pretty sure someone would say they were both anxiety-based, which is a drag. Oh well. On the flip side, it's supposed to be a nice day, the temperatures are trending in the right direction, and we've just been joined by some chirping birds, so that's a plus. On top of all of that, the guys just made some coffee. Grab yourself a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Wednesday Clutter. Declaring war on health care... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How is your week going so far? I'm feeling much better than I was yesterday, thank you very much. Apparently all I needed was a solid night's sleep (and some great care from BDH and Little Buddha, of course.) All in all, Monday was productive, so let's see if we can keep that going today. The guys just brought in a fresh pot of coffee, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, because it's time to clear out some Tuesday Clutter. The Trump administration is declaring war on millions... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back, and a happy Monday to you all. How are you? I haven't been feeling that well over the last couple of days. It's a combination of aches and pains with a touch of nausea thrown in for fun, and it woke me right up at 2:00 this morning. I finally managed to grab a few hours of sleep on the couch, but I'm still a little out of sorts. BDH and Little Buddha said they'd make me some tea in a little while to help make sure I take care of today's errands. They're the best.... Read more →

Lane Moore is a woman of many talents. She's written for The Onion and been the Sex and Relationships Editor for Cosmopolitan. She is also the singer for Is It Romance, as well as a stand-up comedian known for her Tinder Live shows. Now, Moore is also the author of a new best-selling book: How To Be Alone: If You Want To and Even If You Don't. It's a combination autobiography, discussion of how we deal with each other, and a reassurance that loneliness is not some type of personal failure. The book is funny in spots, hard to read... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? Everyone here is fine, although we're in denial about the light amount of snow currently covering the car. No one mentioned that being in the forecast. However, today's high temperature is supposed to be almost 50 degrees, so we're just going to pretend we never saw that. We're usually not here on Saturdays, but BDH and Little Buddha saw a few headlines they wanted to discuss, so they asked if I could do some typing for them. The guys also made some coffee, so help yourself to... Read more →

Motley Crue burst on to the music scene in the early 1980's and made an immediate impact with their loud, rude, and catchy music. Of course, the skintight pants, huge hair, and makeup also grabbed the public's attention. These guys were all about partying, performing, and shocking as many people as possible, which made them a perfect fit for the decade. Some people at the time might have been surprised to hear that the group lasted roughly 35 years, because it seemed like at least one or two of them might die long before then. (Technically, one did die, but... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back, and a happy rainy Friday to you all! BDH and Little Buddha are pleased that it's raining, because they think the Clutter Tree could use a good watering. The guys are also excited that the extended forecast calls for a decent amount of rain, because of the "April showers/May flowers" notion. On top of everything else, they're just happy it's not snowing. Anything is better than snow. The guys also just made a fresh pot of coffee, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Clutter. House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah... Read more →