Here stands before you, Little D

He always wonders, "Why does no one like me?"

First, you're a puppet, as we all can see

Did Putin really trap you with prostitute pee?

Your racist and sexist lies also make good people angry

A decent person you'll never be

Our country is eager to be set free

For that, we would pay a hefty fee

We all wait anxiously

To see you resign in disgrace on live TV

The day you leave will fill us all with glee

It's time to go now, Little D

The one they call "Little D."  (pic via expressnews.com)