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Conversations Without Context: It Finally Happened

Hi everyone,

It's time for another detail-free story.  That's right, it's the latest round of:  Conversations Without Context!  What's the discussion below about?  Who are the participants?  Is a press release really required?  Your guess is as good as ours!

 

I can't believe we did this after all this time!

I know, what took us so long?

 

We clearly over-thought it, but the conditions were finally right. 

They say that timing is everything.

 

That went even better than I imagined.  We should have come together years ago.

Absolutely.  We should send out a press release and make sure the world knows it happened.

 

Umm, I don't know about that.  I usually handle things in a more private fashion.

Are you kidding?  Telling everyone is one of the main reasons I agreed to do this!   People are going to want to know what we did here.   It's obviously newsworthy.   We will be trending on social media by the end of the day at the latest.

 

Really?  You think people will care that much?

Of course, you don't give us enough credit.  This is big news!

 

That seems like an awful lot of pressure.  Did you tell anyone about this before we did it?

No, I wanted to make sure it happened first, but now that it has, we can handle the response.  I have faith everything will work out beautifully.

 

I wonder if anyone will be mad that we did it.

If they are, it's just because they're jealous they didn't do it with one of us first.

 

Do you think we'll do it again?

I feel like it's the sort of thing you do once, and then you do it again with someone else the next time.

 

Yeah, that makes sense.  Silly question, really.

Are you having regrets?

 

Not at all, I just still can't get over that it finally happened. 

It's a crazy world.  So whose name goes first on the press release?

 

 

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