Hi everyone, How are you? Did you score any huge deals on Black Friday? Mom Clutter and I took a pass on all of that, apart from a quick trip to the local Dunkin to pick up some coupons. (She wishes you all a happy holiday season, by the way.) I'm still just not quite ready to start the holiday shopping, though I know I have to get going soon. First, I've got to make sure that Clutter Headquarters is still standing, so I'm heading out of here soon. I'm sure BDH and Little Buddha were responsible/good at cleaning up... Read more →

Hi everyone, Happy Black Friday! How are you? How was your Thanksgiving? We had a nice day at Mom Clutter's house. There were some intense battles of dominoes and some card games, with both sides winning enough of the games to avoid any lingering ill will, and really, isn't that what the day is all about? I trust that BDH and Little Buddha had a good time back at Clutter Headquarters and are now spending the day trying to clean up their mess. For now, help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Clutter. It's a... Read more →

Originally published: November 22, 2012 Hi everyone, Thanks for stopping by today. On behalf of the entire Clutter family, I'd like to wish you a very happy Thanksgiving. It seems like we were celebrating this just a week ago, but apparently another year has passed. Where does the time go? I would just like to take a moment to say a few words of thanks. I know you have a lot to do, so I'll get right to it: I'm thankful for my wonderful family and friends who have put up with me for yet another year. No matter the... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back, and a happy Wednesday to you all. This could be a challenging day. I'm planning on taking the 6:00 bus to Mom Clutter's house for Thanksgiving. I hope that's okay with the weather gods. I don't mind if it ends up being a much longer than usual ride, because I can always take a nap. I just need to get there tonight. Otherwise, I may be crashing the Thanksgiving Eve party I know BDH and Little Buddha are planning. Just clean up after yourselves, guys. That's all I ask. So, here's hoping that all works out.... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? I'm a little grouchy this morning, but I've got BDH and Little Buddha doing their best to cheer me up here, and it's always nice to see all of you, so hopefully that will do the trick. Make yourself comfortable, help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Tuesday Clutter. I don't think I've ever seen a win like the New England Patriots beating the Denver Broncos 34-31 in OT on Sunday. The Patriots came out like they were allergic to holding onto the football, giving up a quick... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? I guess winter is on the way, huh? Wow, I had multiple layers on, and broke out the winter hat for the first time this year, and was still cold! Fortunately, Clutter Headquarters is doing a good job so far of staying at a reasonable temperature, so BDH and Little Buddha have been comfortable all along, and really, that's all that matters. So, it's the start of a new week, so let's see what I missed while I watched The Day of the Doctor for another 300 times. Yes, make yourself comfortable, and... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? There's a park near Clutter Headquarters that I like to visit every weekend, weather permitting. It's at the top of a steep hill so it's a nice bit of exercise to get there, and then I can just relax for a while, whether that means getting a little sun during the summer or enjoying some quiet time in the fall. My trip yesterday made it clear that time is running out for 2013. Obviously the leaves have been changing color and falling for weeks now, but Clutterheads, I swear 75% of this park's... Read more →

Hi everyone, Happy Friday! Do you have big plans for the weekend? If you've been hanging out with us for the last few months, you already know what we're doing tomorrow at 2:50 p.m., but other than that, it's probably the usual errands. However, we've got work to do first, so make yourself comfortable, help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's close out the week with a little Clutter. Congratulations to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and the rest of the Senate Democrats for finally restoring order to their chamber by reducing the ability to abuse filibusters. The... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? Week going okay? Just remember, the weekend is right around the corner. It's getting a little chilly out there, huh? Of course, I keep Clutter Headquarters at a comfortable temperature all day so that BDH and Little Buddha don't have to bundle up in multiple layers. I tell you, those two are so spoiled. Anyway, they say the coffee is ready, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Thursday Clutter. The stay of execution for serial killer Joseph Paul Franklin that we mentioned yesterday didn't last very... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? Before we get started, let me just say that yesterday's physical went fine, so there's no need to worry. BDH, Little Buddha and I will be here to check the day's headlines with you for a long time to come. Speaking of which, we've got big news to cover, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Wednesday Clutter. Clutterheads, I can't even begin to get my arms around the big news. Obviously I'm excited about the fact that the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special is now just... Read more →