Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? It's looking a little gloomy out there this morning. It's as if summer is feeling depressed about its own departure. I decided that there was only one way I could really handle the imminent change in seasons, and that's by treating myself to a great seat for tonight's Boston Red Sox game. However, now I'm just hoping that the weather will hold out. In any case, we'll deal with that later. Help yourself to a nice medium DD, because it's time to clear out some Saturday Clutter. Ryan Dempster had a strong performance... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! Happy Friday to you all. I can't believe that Labor Day weekend is here. BDH and Little Buddha are having a hard time understanding that this means summer is over, and I'm with them. However, the increasing number of moving trucks in the neighborhood is a clear sign that September 1st is right around the corner. The chaos of moving weekend is really impressive in a way. The best part about it is being able to simply observe instead of participating. So, while everyone continues to pack up their belongings, we've got work to do. Help... Read more →

Hi everyone, How are you, Clutterheads? What's new? BDH and Little Buddha are thrilled as always to see you. We've got a lot to get through, so help yourself to a nice medium iced DD, and let's clear out some Thursday Clutter, shall we? We shall... The Boston Red Sox put such a beatdown on the Baltimore Orioles on Tuesday night, it felt like that should have been enough to knock the O's out of the pennant race. Boston starting pitcher Felix Doubront followed the leads of Jon Lester and Jake Peavy and delivered the third consecutive strong starting performance... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! How's your week going? I can't believe we're into the last days of August, but the scores of arriving freshmen confirm that this is in fact the case. It's going to get so much crazier before it gets calmer, so for now, let's focus on the business at hand. Help yourself to a nice medium iced DD, because it's time to clear out some Wednesday Clutter. It's such an embarrassment to this country that anyone listens to insane televangelist Pat Robertson in this day and age. I have no doubt that Robertson would fail any type... Read more →

The rapidly approaching end of August can only mean one thing. That most magnificent of holidays is right around the corner. Of course, I speak of Allston Christmas. (With all due apologies to Bing Crosby) I’m dreaming of Allston Christmas With all of these couches on the street Where the kids play beer pong And music blares all night long Keeping me From getting any sleep I’m dreaming of Allston Christmas Where did these box spring frames come from? Do you really want to take that Clearly-used bathmat It seems pretty gross I’m dreaming of Allston Christmas It inspires an... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? Did Monday treat you okay? It was a little stuffy out there, but I guess our perfect weather couldn't last forever. I can't help noticing as I look out the window right now that the Clutter Tree leaves are starting to change color. It seems like just yesterday that the buds were popping open. It's a little depressing because the thick greenery that fills eight out of nine windows is such a positive element of Clutter Headquarters, then comes fall and winter, and the branches go bare. The tree still maintains a powerful... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back, and a happy Monday to you all. How was your weekend? It was fun to have Mom Clutter here for a visit, and then there was the usual running around and sneaking in a bike ride at the end of the day. It's also impossible to ignore the increasing number of moving trucks in the area. The massive invasion that is September 1st is right around the corner. You know what my favorite part of that day is? Not having to do a damn thing, because BDH, Little Buddha and I are doing just fine here... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back! How are you? What's the plan for the weekend? The streak of gorgeous weather continues. I still have no idea where the month of August has gone, but at least it's going out with a bang. Mom Clutter is coming for a visit, so BDH, Little Buddha and I need to get to work on getting Clutter Headquarters ready. However, we've got some items to get through first, so help yourself to a nice medium iced DD, and let's clear out some Saturday Clutter. John Lackey pitched a great game against the Los Angeles Dodgers last... Read more →

Hi there, everyone. Happy Friday to you all! Man alive, it seemed like this week was never going to end. Everything was much more complicated than it needed to be, and in retrospect, having my local DD branch be closed Monday morning was a clear sign that the universe would be off-kilter for a while. However, I have my buddies, BDH and Little Buddha, I have you guys, and I have a nice medium iced DD on a Friday morning, so it's all good. So, what do you say we close out the week with a little Clutter? Sound like... Read more →

Hi everyone, How are you? How's your week going? At least the weather is still nice, right? We've got plenty of stuff to get through, so help yourself to a nice medium iced DD, and let's clear out some Thursday Clutter. The Boston Red Sox lost a brutal game on Tuesday that they really should have won, so how did they respond yesterday? By crushing the San Francisco Giants 12-1. Congrats to Boston starting pitcher Felix Doubront for pitching eight strong innings and only giving up the one run on five hits. Everyone's going to need to step it up... Read more →