Hi everyone, Welcome back, how are you? It's a quiet morning in Clutter Headquarters. I'm still trying to explain to BDH why we didn't win Mega Millions last night, even though we got two of the numbers. I probably should have done a better job of this before the drawing. That's something for me to remember for the next time we play the lottery, which will probably be in 2014. Anyway, he'll be fine, so why don't you grab a medium DD, and we'll clear out a little Saturday Clutter. Sound like a plan? Here we go... Congratulations to the... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. Before we jump into the action, let me tell you a story and make sure we're all clear about one thing. I brought BDH and Little Buddha over to the 7-11 last night, because they were asking for some peanut M & M's all day, and honestly I can't say no to these two. When we walked in, there was the longest line I've ever seen in the store, as everyone was waiting to buy their Mega Millions tickets. Now, I play the lottery 1-2 times per year at most, but the two of them saw... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back to Clutter Headquarters. How's your week going? Things are moving right along here. BDH is his usual chipper self, and I think Little Buddha is particularly pleased to have been given a more prominent role in the redesigned Clutter Facebook page. Me? I'm just happy to be here with them and all of you. Now that we've gotten the warm fuzzies out of the way, grab yourself a medium DD, and let's clear out a little Thursday Clutter. Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Illinois) was removed from the floor of the House of Representatives for wearing a hoodie... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. It's that time again. It's a new day with new randomness. BDH and Little Buddha will get the coffee, and then it's time to clear out a little Clutter. Oh, here they are, thanks guys. Let's get this party started. Yesterday was a rough day for the Affordable Care Act's individual mandate at the U.S. Supreme Court. I don't begin to be able to say I can explain the constitutional questions about this case, but I think there's at least an 85% chance this will be a 5-4 decision either way, with Justice Anthony Kennedy casting... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. Sam Adams seems to think it's June or July, since the Summer Ale is out now, but my calendar still reads "March," and it looks pretty chilly outside today. Hopefully, the seasonal ale schedule will once again line up with the "actual seasons" some day. However, the priority right now is for each of you to grab a nice medium DD, and then we can clear out a little Tuesday Clutter. Are you all ready? Here we go... As the U.S. Supreme Court hears oral arguments on the Affordable Care Act, the question remains, is health... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. Happy Monday to you all (if such a thing is possible). What's the plan for this week? BDH, Little Buddha and I have all sorts of errands to take care of, but first things first. Grab yourself a medium DD, and let's clear out a little Monday Clutter. I wore a hoodie around my neighborhood on Sunday. Thankfully, no one seemed to find me suspicious. That really should be the norm. Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum claimed President Obama's thoughtful comments about the Trayvon Martin shooting politicized the tragedy and somehow implied it wouldn't matter as... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. What's the plan for today? BDH, Little Buddha and I are off to the gym and then doing errands, because that's the crazy life we lead. However, the first thing we need to do is grab a medium DD and clear out a little Sunday Clutter. First, I want to take a moment to say hi to the seemingly-hundreds of thousands who've stopped by Clutter Headquarters over the last few days as a result of some Jenny Dell-related content we posted a while back. Red Sox Nation certainly seems ready to move on from Heidi Watney.... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. What the hell happened to the temperature? Suddenly, it's like mid-late March or something. What's the plan for the day? Dad Clutter is coming in a bit, so BDH, Little Buddha and I have to finish cleaning up around here. However, first grab yourself a medium DD, and let's clear out a little Saturday Clutter. Geraldo Rivera (who is apparently still on television), applied a rape defense-like judgment to the Trayvon Martin case, saying Martin was to blame for getting killed because he was wearing a hoodie. I'm pretty sure George Zimmerman and his gun are... Read more →

Hi everyone, Happy Friday to you all. It's supposed to be just a shade cooler today, but it should still be a nice day, so grab yourself a medium iced DD with milk and sugar, and let's celebrate the end the week with a little Clutter. Representative Allen West (R-Florida) issued a blistering statement on the poor handling of the Trayvon Martin case. The police chief in the Martin case has temporarily stepped down after receiving a vote of no confidence for not arresting the shooter. Representative West (pic via wikipedia.org) Senator Jim DeMint (R-South Carolina) claims to be "excited"... Read more →

Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are we doing today? With temperatures supposed to be reaching near 80, BDH and Little Buddha want me to put them in front of the fan for the day. It is still only March, right? You know this warm weather can't be a good sign. Okay, enough of the Debbie Downer talk. Grab yourself a nice large iced DD with milk and sugar, and let's clear out a little Thursday Clutter before we start sweating. Is there any set of circumstances where the Denver Broncos trading Tim Tebow to the New York Jets is actually... Read more →