Lane Moore is a woman of many talents. She's written for The Onion and been the Sex and Relationships Editor for Cosmopolitan. She is also the singer for Is It Romance, as well as a stand-up comedian known for her Tinder Live shows. Now, Moore is also the author of a new best-selling book: How To Be Alone: If You Want To and Even If You Don't. It's a combination autobiography, discussion of how we deal with each other, and a reassurance that loneliness is not some type of personal failure. The book is funny in spots, hard to read... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? Everyone here is fine, although we're in denial about the light amount of snow currently covering the car. No one mentioned that being in the forecast. However, today's high temperature is supposed to be almost 50 degrees, so we're just going to pretend we never saw that. We're usually not here on Saturdays, but BDH and Little Buddha saw a few headlines they wanted to discuss, so they asked if I could do some typing for them. The guys also made some coffee, so help yourself to... Read more →


Motley Crue burst on to the music scene in the early 1980's and made an immediate impact with their loud, rude, and catchy music. Of course, the skintight pants, huge hair, and makeup also grabbed the public's attention. These guys were all about partying, performing, and shocking as many people as possible, which made them a perfect fit for the decade. Some people at the time might have been surprised to hear that the group lasted roughly 35 years, because it seemed like at least one or two of them might die long before then. (Technically, one did die, but... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back, and a happy rainy Friday to you all! BDH and Little Buddha are pleased that it's raining, because they think the Clutter Tree could use a good watering. The guys are also excited that the extended forecast calls for a decent amount of rain, because of the "April showers/May flowers" notion. On top of everything else, they're just happy it's not snowing. Anything is better than snow. The guys also just made a fresh pot of coffee, so help yourself to a nice medium DD, and let's clear out some Clutter. House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. How are you? We were just listening to the heat kick in a bit. It's a little chilly in here, but that's okay, because winter is officially over, and warmer temperatures are on the way. The big drama now is waiting for the first buds to appear on the Clutter Tree, so we know the big guy is back in business for another year. That's probably still a little ways off though, so we'll find other things to focus on in the meantime. BDH and Little Buddha suggest we check... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Happy first day of spring! How are you? We had a great time at spring training. The Red Sox went 2-1, I beat Dad Clutter at mini-golf for the second time in my life (and met Hall of Famer Paul Molitor along the way), and while the forecast originally called for rain for the entire trip, it held off until minutes after we finished playing on our last day. The only problem, as always, was that the trip went by so quickly. BDH and Little Buddha had a blast, but now they're excited to get back... Read more →


Dad Clutter and I are once again in Fort Myers, so have a great St. Patrick's Day everyone, and we'll be back for more fun soon! Originally published: March 17, 2012 Hi everyone, Happy St. Patrick's Day from Fort Myers, Florida! Listen, I was all set to jump into today's headlines, but then it occurred to me that you're all out being crazy and won't be paying any attention to me. Hell, I'm sure BDH and Little Buddha have already grabbed a seat at the bar and are on their third beers. Am I wrong? Hearing no disagreement, why don't... Read more →


Hi everyone, In case you missed yesterday's Clutter, we're heading off for our annual spring training trip today! Everyone is so excited to watch the Boston Red Sox play over the next few days. I hope we haven't forgotten to pack anything. In any case, not sure what that means for our schedule here while we're gone. We're going to play it by ear, but one way or another, we'll be back later next week. In the meantime, be good, and we'll catch up with you again soon! It's time to take a trip! (pic via Clearing out the Clutter) Read more →


Everyone says death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, but there's something else you can always count on: No one does "epic" like Marvel Studios. They know how to do action, comedy, and the occasional bit of social commentary, but when times call for it, they can also bring the heroic on a scale that others can't match. The latest example is the new Avengers: Endgame trailer that was just released. From start to finish, everything about this clip yells, "Some monumental events are about to unfold here, folks. Prepare for the adrenaline rush!" People who don't... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back! Come on in, have a seat. Before we get down to business today, we just wanted to let you know that our annual spring training trip starts tomorrow. Not sure at the moment what that's going to mean for our programming schedule over the next few days, but we wanted to give you all a heads-up, so you don't worry if we're not here for a little bit. Now, back to the business at hand. How are you? We had a bit of a stressful Wednesday afternoon, because I misplaced the Boston Red Sox watch Mom... Read more →