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January 2012

Hi everyone, Happy Tuesday to you all. The Super Bowl is just five days away, and the new Van Halen album is two days after that. My head's already spinning, so let's cut to the chase and get down to business. Everyone have your medium DD? Yes? What about you over there in the corner, good to go? Okay, let's clear out some Clutter. The Apprentice returns on February 19th, and what do you know? Donald Trump just happens to be talking about running for president again. Do you remember when he said he had some guys who'd uncovered some... Read more →


Hi everyone, Happy Monday to you all. I know, the weekend blew right by, but think of it this way, the Super Bowl is only six days from now! BDH and Little Buddha want to have a party on Sunday, and they've already written down all of the snacks they want. It's unclear to me whether these are just for the two of them, or if they want to invite other people. I'll figure that out later. For now, grab yourself a medium DD on this chilly Monday, and let's clear out a little Clutter. Just another reminder that the... Read more →


Hi everyone, Come on in. Welcome back, how are you? How's your weekend going? Little Buddha and I have been chasing BDH around Clutter Headquarters all day trying to get him to calm about for next week's big game. The little guy finally wore himself out, so he and Little Buddha are taking a nap. I hope you don't mind it's just me here today, but at least I have fresh coffee! Help yourself to a medium DD (or a Sam Adams Spring Ale, if you prefer), and let's check out a little Sunday Clutter. The late former mayor Kevin... Read more →


Sunday Clutter: One Week From Today

Hi everyone, We at Clutter Headquarters have been doing our best not to talk about the big game because it seemed so far away. However, we just can't wait any longer now that it's only seven days from now. BDH is particularly excited because this is the first time he's ever seen this contest. He's furiously studying the rosters, learning all the angles, and doing everything he can to be prepared. Honestly, Little Buddha and I can't keep up with him. He's been begging me to write about this for a week now, and I can't think of a better... Read more →


Hi everyone, Happy weekend, Clutterheads! Great to see you again, come on in. What's the plan for the day? It's certainly much nicer out than it was yesterday. Mom Clutter is coming soon, so BDH, Little Buddha and I have to finish cleaning up Clutter Headquarters before she gets here. However, we have time for a quick break, so make yourself comfortable, grab a medium DD, and let's clear out a little Saturday Clutter. Condolences to the family and friends of former Boston Mayor Kevin White, who died yesterday at age 82. Mayor White was a truly historic figure who... Read more →


Hi everyone, Happy Friday to you all. It's certainly a dreary Friday. Bleah. However, but it's still Friday, so that still counts. What's the plan for the weekend? Tell me all about it while you enjoy a nice medium DD, and we wrap up the week with a little Clutter. Mitt Romney turned in an aggressive performance in last night's GOP debate. We'll see if it was enough to finally break Newt Gingrich's momentum. I suspect we'll be seeing many ads, both in the primary and general election, featuring the clip where Romney defended health insurance mandates. We also have... Read more →


Thursday Clutter

Hi everyone, How are you? Come on in, and make yourself comfortable. How's your week been? Anything interesting going on? Everyone at Clutter Headquarters is very excited to see that our 1000th post is coming up on Sunday. We feel like we should throw a party or something. But let's not think about that right now. Let's stay in the moment, so grab yourself a nice medium DD, and we'll clear out some Thursday Clutter. If I could give one piece of advice in life, it would be this, do not mess with Navy Seal Team Six. Whether you are... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back to the house of random. You may remember we were waiting for the gas company to visit Clutter Headquarters yesterday. They gave me five hour window (for what I was told would be a 10 minute visit), so of course they came after six hours. That didn't leave anyone in a good mood, but BDH, Little Buddha and I are determined that today will be a better day, so make yourself comfortable, grab yourself a medium DD, and let's do what we do, which is clearing out the Clutter like no other... President Obama kicked off... Read more →


Hi everyone, Welcome back. How are you? Come on in. BDH, Little Buddha and I are just waiting for the gas company to come and change our gas meter. They said they'd be here sometime between 8am and 8am tomorrow, or something like that. Why don't you make yourself comfortable, grab a medium DD, and we'll clear out some Clutter until they get here, okay? Cool, let's do it... Mitt Romney came out swinging at last night's GOP presidential debate in Florida last night. He scored a number of hits on Newt Gingrich, including the ethics fine that Gingrich paid... Read more →


Hello everyone, Happy Monday to you all. No one at Clutter Headquarters got much sleep last night, thanks to lingering excitement from the Patriots game, so our apologies if today's Clutter seems more rambling than usual. Let's see what happens, though, so help yourself to a medium (or even a large) DD, and let's get going. You may not have recognized many of their defensive players (including my new cousin Sterling Moore), and you might not have known what a "Gronk" was before this year, but ladies and gentlemen, I give you your new AFC champion New England Patriots! It... Read more →